Drunk Disney: The Emperor’s New Groove is out and it features our first lady guest, Richelle Meiss! How do we joke about a movie that already jokes about itself? Lots of llama sex jokes.

Hey look! Another Drunk Disney! We drink every time Kronk is Kronk, which, I know, is a tautology, and you’re gonna get drunk drinking to a tautology, but it’s our series and we’ll do what we want.

FRIENDS! DISNEY FANS! COUNTRYMEN! LEND ME like ten minutes of your time for a new Drunk Disney episode…

The Emperor’s New Groove is a fantastic, oft-overlooked movie. We watched it for a movie night my freshman year at university, so it definitely holds up well. And with alcohol, it can be even more amusing!

Enjoy! And don’t forget to vote for the next movie!


(If Kronk was having a bad day and tried to dance would he be a cranky crumping Kronk?)

today is a special day.


that’s right! today is B’s birthday.

now before you all send her lovely birthday wishes via our inbox, I would like to say a few words about B.

firstly, I was planning to make an audio post. I had written out what I was going to say and it was going to be marvelous, but I have lost my voice, LOL. bad timing. at any rate, this message still holds the same sentiments.

B. my soul-sister and sunshine lioness. from the first day of high school when you and I spoke to each other for the first time, to a few days ago when I talked to you on the phone from the other side of the country… it has all been nothing short of magical. you have been a wonderful, precious friend to me and an amazingly wonderful person. I love and value you so much, and I appreciate everything you do. I could write a book of anecdotes, or another letter telling you how much of a great friend you are, but I know that you already know those things.

you are the most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe. and you are capable of amazing things. because you are the Special. 

(sorry, I couldn’t resist XD)

happy birthday to my best friend and the greatest DLFLN/DGFLN partner ever.

♥, R.

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